That said, some animals do just fine without brains.
Back to Bacon.
I wish bacon wasn't made from pig. My husband and I once had a philosophical discussion about Eve's apple not really being an apple. "What if," we hypothesized, "it wasn't fruit that God forbid, but meat?" That honestly makes more sense, if you think about it.
So, bacon. It's crispy. It's delicious. It comes in maple and pepper varieties. I love bacon. I love bacon so much, I pretend it isn't really pig. Bacon is, and I credit my friend Cynthia for the phrase, but bacon is my comfort meat.
Bacon makes things better.
Marjorie Standish knew this. That's why she advocated for Baconized Corn Bread.